Xenhotkik is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful crab.

Xenhotkik created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenhotkik, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xenhotkik, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xenhotkik's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Xenhotkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.