Fabhigkap is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, calm chinchilla.

Fabhigkap created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fabhigkap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fabhigkap, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fabhigkap's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fabhigkap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry turtles.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Never eat bark.