Loopbogpid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, narcissistic cobra.

Loopbogpid created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopbogpid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Loopbogpid, he will ignore you.

Loopbogpid's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Loopbogpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Loopbogpid.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Never talk about amino acids.