Rawtamdit is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring dingo.

Rawtamdit created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawtamdit, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rawtamdit, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rawtamdit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Rawtamdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think ill of sick seals.

3. Never mention dolphins.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Never talk about dogs.