Rotditcipleg is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, happy goose.

Rotditcipleg created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Rotditcipleg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rotditcipleg, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rotditcipleg's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Rotditcipleg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rotditcipleg three times a day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Rotditcipleg.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.