Getgebdoss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish newt.

Getgebdoss created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getgebdoss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Getgebdoss, she will not invite you to parties.

Getgebdoss' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Getgebdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Getgebdoss on top of important buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never mention mice.