Ganhadfabcubontdit is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident dugong.

Ganhadfabcubontdit created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganhadfabcubontdit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ganhadfabcubontdit, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Ganhadfabcubontdit's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Ganhadfabcubontdit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.