Rotfut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking camel.

Rotfut created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotfut, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rotfut, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rotfut's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rotfut's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.