Quagcinvigmab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, smart frog.

Quagcinvigmab created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagcinvigmab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quagcinvigmab, it will turn you into a rock.

Quagcinvigmab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Quagcinvigmab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five otters approach from the east.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Do not make images of living things.