Satniggov is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing clam.

Satniggov created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satniggov, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Satniggov, it will turn you into a puffin.

Satniggov's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Satniggov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Hide from white nematodes for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Satniggov must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect nine iron sculptures of Satniggov on top of important buildings.