Nillzodlop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, generous bear.

Nillzodlop created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillzodlop, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nillzodlop, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nillzodlop's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Nillzodlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.