Yogguprotquill is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, all-knowing crane.

Yogguprotquill created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogguprotquill, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yogguprotquill, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yogguprotquill's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Yogguprotquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Yogguprotquill loves mites, so they must be respected.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.