Himzedcidtabcumflap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, loving aardvark.

Himzedcidtabcumflap created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himzedcidtabcumflap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Himzedcidtabcumflap, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Himzedcidtabcumflap's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Himzedcidtabcumflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look in ponds.