Fargutmitquamnandinwitzag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthinking goose.

Fargutmitquamnandinwitzag created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fargutmitquamnandinwitzag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fargutmitquamnandinwitzag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fargutmitquamnandinwitzag's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fargutmitquamnandinwitzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. You must pray to Fargutmitquamnandinwitzag nine times a day.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.