Kendossabfodstaftailzogvon Limafbess is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humorless spider.

Kendossabfodstaftailzogvon Limafbess created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kendossabfodstaftailzogvon Limafbess, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kendossabfodstaftailzogvon Limafbess, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kendossabfodstaftailzogvon Limafbess' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Kendossabfodstaftailzogvon Limafbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

2. Always help otters.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not run in public.