Likkabcen is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent lobster.

Likkabcen created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Likkabcen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Likkabcen, he will destroy your home solar system.

Likkabcen's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Likkabcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Retreat if five porpoises approach from the west.

5. Always wear blue.