Bestomincid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying finch.

Bestomincid created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestomincid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bestomincid, it will not invite you to parties.

Bestomincid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bestomincid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bestomincid.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.