Ortjangov is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, selfish capybara.

Ortjangov created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortjangov, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ortjangov, he will torture you forever.

Ortjangov's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Ortjangov's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.