Higbarncut Capnegzig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous sheep.

Higbarncut Capnegzig created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higbarncut Capnegzig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Higbarncut Capnegzig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Higbarncut Capnegzig's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Higbarncut Capnegzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never laugh in the presence of seals.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.