Sugfednarl is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sugfednarl created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugfednarl, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sugfednarl, he will think nothing of it.

Sugfednarl's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sugfednarl's Holy Commandments

1. Sugfednarl loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.