Nibdosstenhotkanquart is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable bat.

Nibdosstenhotkanquart created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibdosstenhotkanquart, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nibdosstenhotkanquart, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nibdosstenhotkanquart's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Nibdosstenhotkanquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.