Dumgarweejabwapcadstip is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, almighty ferret.

Dumgarweejabwapcadstip created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dumgarweejabwapcadstip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dumgarweejabwapcadstip, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dumgarweejabwapcadstip's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dumgarweejabwapcadstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. You must love Dumgarweejabwapcadstip.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.