Homvansand is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak donkey.

Homvansand created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homvansand, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Homvansand, he will manifest in front of you.

Homvansand's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Homvansand's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never paint your head fawn.