Vilcatzighan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever eagle.

Vilcatzighan created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilcatzighan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vilcatzighan, he will destroy your home solar system.

Vilcatzighan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Vilcatzighan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never wear red rings.