Wonmegyart is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unfair clam.

Wonmegyart created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Wonmegyart, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wonmegyart, he will not care.

Wonmegyart's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Wonmegyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Feed all hungry pigs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.