Pangnanvog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful lion.

Pangnanvog created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangnanvog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pangnanvog, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pangnanvog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Pangnanvog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three turtles approach from the north.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Pangnanvog loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about moons.