Yakflisbap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful skunk.

Yakflisbap created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Yakflisbap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakflisbap, it will turn you into a worm.

Yakflisbap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Yakflisbap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Yakflisbap on top of all buildings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never wear indigo trousers.

5. Do not take Yakflisbap's name in vain.