Dinbodfem is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm giraffe.

Dinbodfem created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbodfem, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dinbodfem, it will destroy your home planet.

Dinbodfem's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dinbodfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.