Narladnur is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering giraffe.

Narladnur created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narladnur, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Narladnur, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Narladnur's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Narladnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Hide from mauve capybaras for they are unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not eat bananas.