Pangligrill is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, sapient mole.

Pangligrill created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangligrill, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pangligrill, it will turn you into a tree.

Pangligrill's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pangligrill's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always obey Pangligrill's priests.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.