Bessflamsadbellrotbonkbonkart is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical lion.

Bessflamsadbellrotbonkbonkart created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessflamsadbellrotbonkbonkart, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bessflamsadbellrotbonkbonkart, he will turn you into a hamster.

Bessflamsadbellrotbonkbonkart's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bessflamsadbellrotbonkbonkart's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. Retreat if six squirrels approach from the north.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Never eat bark.