Cedwegspag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart parrot.

Cedwegspag created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedwegspag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cedwegspag, he will destroy your home planet.

Cedwegspag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cedwegspag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cedwegspag on top of all buildings.

2. You must love Cedwegspag.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Retreat if six doves approach from the north.