Boglopquimhigbellzod is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciless wyrm.

Boglopquimhigbellzod created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boglopquimhigbellzod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Boglopquimhigbellzod, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Boglopquimhigbellzod's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Boglopquimhigbellzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Never talk about hamsters.