Mabquagdog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, two-faced chinchilla.

Mabquagdog created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabquagdog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mabquagdog, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mabquagdog's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Mabquagdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Mabquagdog loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

4. Put Mabquagdog first in all things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mabquagdog.