Narthabhapstantifnil is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating armadillo.

Narthabhapstantifnil created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narthabhapstantifnil, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Narthabhapstantifnil, he will manifest in front of you.

Narthabhapstantifnil's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Narthabhapstantifnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.