Wegbugzagtarteenpanlun is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, slow wyrm.

Wegbugzagtarteenpanlun created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegbugzagtarteenpanlun, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wegbugzagtarteenpanlun, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wegbugzagtarteenpanlun's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Wegbugzagtarteenpanlun's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wegbugzagtarteenpanlun's priests.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not shave your chest.