Fatbassvag Damtailstrag Gembossarf is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, two-faced wolf.

Fatbassvag Damtailstrag Gembossarf created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatbassvag Damtailstrag Gembossarf, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fatbassvag Damtailstrag Gembossarf, she will be mildly annoyed.

Fatbassvag Damtailstrag Gembossarf's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fatbassvag Damtailstrag Gembossarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always obey Fatbassvag Damtailstrag Gembossarf's priests.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.