Jathunhun is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, overgenerous unicorn.

Jathunhun created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jathunhun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jathunhun, she will not invite you to parties.

Jathunhun's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Jathunhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jathunhun's name in vain.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.