Yamfitbest is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm rat.

Yamfitbest created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamfitbest, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yamfitbest, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yamfitbest's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yamfitbest's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.