Xemsugjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthinking capybara.

Xemsugjarn created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xemsugjarn, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xemsugjarn, it will destroy your favourite star.

Xemsugjarn's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Xemsugjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always obey Xemsugjarn's priests.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink alcohol.