Stipdanzod Teenzenbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical dragon.

Stipdanzod Teenzenbaf created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipdanzod Teenzenbaf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stipdanzod Teenzenbaf, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Stipdanzod Teenzenbaf's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Stipdanzod Teenzenbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue horses, for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stipdanzod Teenzenbaf.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never bounce near squirrels.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.