Tam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-knowing capybara.

Tam created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tam, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tam, she will not care at all.

Tam's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Hide from orange turtles for they are unholy.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Worship no other gods but Tam.