Disshigfet is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud cow.

Disshigfet created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Disshigfet, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Disshigfet, she will try to impress you with trees.

Disshigfet's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Disshigfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not take Disshigfet's name in vain.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Disshigfet.