Kadhantag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, annoying swallow.

Kadhantag created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadhantag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadhantag, it will not invite you to parties.

Kadhantag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kadhantag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never feed beans to seals while wearing orange shorts.