Narlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental mink.

Narlarg created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlarg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Narlarg, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Narlarg's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Narlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.