Tikzagtun Rapsafstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow slug.

Tikzagtun Rapsafstrag created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Tikzagtun Rapsafstrag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tikzagtun Rapsafstrag, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tikzagtun Rapsafstrag's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tikzagtun Rapsafstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.