Parkwegdudflag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, selfish ferret.

Parkwegdudflag created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkwegdudflag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Parkwegdudflag, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Parkwegdudflag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Parkwegdudflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Do not listen to music.