Yestzodkikhad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, contented squirrel.

Yestzodkikhad created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yestzodkikhad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yestzodkikhad, she will turn you into a frog.

Yestzodkikhad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Yestzodkikhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never wear gray ear rings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about comets.