Gatvanjat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, prudent ant.

Gatvanjat created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatvanjat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gatvanjat, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gatvanjat's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gatvanjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about nebulae.