Boddagpan is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic wasp.

Boddagpan created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Boddagpan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Boddagpan, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Boddagpan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Boddagpan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Boddagpan.

2. Erect six nickel sculptures of Boddagpan on top of important buildings.

3. Run away if eight sheep approach from the west.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Never bounce near foxes.